Three Bios (In Increasing Levels of Ridiculousness)
Because “multi-faceted” is the new “fetch”.
🔔 Warning: This gets funnier as you scroll.
✨ 1. The Official Bio (For People Who Like LinkedIn Intros and Credential Stacking)
Dr. Veena Thomas is a seasoned scientist and soulful strategist who blends clarity, precision, and energetic resonance to help entrepreneurs and innovators rise into their next level of visibility and impact. With a Ph.D. from UCSF, postdoctoral training from Stanford, and a B.S. in Biology from MIT, she brings her deep expertise and intuitive acuity to every project — in the same way she’s brought it to her own career trajectory.
Through her consultancy DrugAbility LLC, she advises early-stage AI-for-drug-discovery companies, and through her brand strategy work, she supports visionary coaches and healers in aligning their message with their mission — to achieve impact.
✨ 2. The Real Bio (For People Who Know the Vibe is Half the Strategy)
Scientist. Strategist. Improv comedian.
Rewiring your messaging from the atoms up.
I help you clarify your brilliance, craft messaging that actually lands, and build a business that feels like YOU.
With 25+ years of scientific rigor and intuitive insight, I bring depth, clarity, and soul to every strategy I touch.
Yes, I’ve got the receipts (MIT, UCSF, Stanford) — and the Ph.D. to prove it — but more importantly, I see through the noise and help you show up with resonance, power, and precision.
I’m here for strategic brilliance, soul-led expansion, and helping you rise into your next level. Oh, and absurdist humor and terrible (awesome) dad jokes.
✨ 3. The Unfortunate Truth (For People Who Are Already Emotionally Invested)
Hi. I’m Veena.
MIT grad. UCSF Ph.D. Stanford postdoc.
Improv comedian. Former FBI intern.
Currently decoding your entire business trauma through your font choices. Was thinking about your niche before we said hello.
I blend science, soul, and psychic insights like an FBI profiler. I will lovingly dismantle your tagline, package your soul into 3 tiers, and help you charge what you’re actually worth.
ChatGPT and I have discussed your childhood. We have notes.
Let’s rise.
